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Q: Why do doctors slap babies butts right after they're born?
A: To knock the penises off the smart ones.


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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.


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Q: What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man's penis?
A: His body.


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A man was walking one day, when
he came to this big house in a nice
neighborhood. Suddenly he realized
there was a couple making love out on
the lawn. Then he noticed another couple
over behind a tree. Then another couple
behind some bushes by the house. He
walked up to the door of the house, and
knocked. A well dressed woman answered
the door, and the man asked what kind
of a place this was.
"This is a brothel" replied the madam.
"Well, what's all this out on the lawn?"
queried the man.
"Oh, we're having a yard sale today."


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