Man walks into a bar, slap's down a twenty dollar bill and asks the bartender to keep the shots coming. He just found out that his father was a gay. Week later, the same man comes in, slaps down another twenty and asks the bartender to keep the shots coming. He just found out his brother was gay. Another week passes, the same man stomps in, infuriated. Slaps down a twenty. "You know the drill," he tells the bartender. The bartender shakes his head in disbelief. "Say," he mutters, "doesn't anyone in your family sleep with women?" "Yeah," says the unfortunate fellow, "My wife!, I just found out tonight!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 15 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There was a newly married couple in France who set up a video camera in their bedroom to tape all of their honeymoon activities. The man hooked up to camera to their television set and put all the wires together. Somehow when he connected the camera to their tape machine, certain crucial wires got crossed. The couple started to engage in sex and they were so involved in their act of love-making. The honeymoon sex was so enjoyable for them, as well as anyone in their apartment building who had turned their television set on. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 448 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable fidelity practices ... suddenly the woman reaches over and slices off the mans pecker... angrily the woman tosses the pecker out the window of the car... Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a fella with his 10 year old daughter chatting away beside him... all of the sudden, the pecker smacks the pickup in the windshield and bounces off... surprised, the daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that ?!?"... Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey" The daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute, she says... "Sure had a big dick!!!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 723 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. An elderly Mr. Cohen and the widow Lissa were sitting in the lobby of a retirement home. Mr. Cohen, a widower himself, says to Lissa: "For five dollars, I'll have sex with you on that rocking chair over there. For ten dollars, I'll have sex with you on that couch. But for twenty dollars, I'll take you to my room, light a few candles and give you a romantic evening of passion you'll never forget." Lissa considers this for a moment and then, after digging through her purse, produces a twenty dollar bill. Mr. Cohen says: "So, you want the romantic night in my room, eh?" Lissa says: "No, I want four times in the rocker." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 715 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.