A guy wakes up in the morning. He has a massive hangover and can't remember anything he did last night. 'He picks up his dressing gown from the floor and puts it on. He notices there's something in one of the pockets and it turns out to be a bra. He thinks to himself, "Uh oh. What happened last night?" He walks towards the bathroom and finds a panty in the other pocket of his gown. Again he thinks, "What happened last night. What have I done? It must have been a wild party," making his best attempt to conclude and accept the evidence. He opens the bathroom door, walks in and has a look in the mirror. He notices a little string hanging out of his mouth and his only thought is "If there's a God, please let this be a tea bag." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 740 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A teenage girl walked into a bank with several glass jars filled with quarters. After running them through the automated counting machine, the teller announced, "That came out to $793.75. Tell me, young lady, how long have you been hoarding all those quarters?" "All year," replied the girl, "but my sister whored half of them." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 697 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked: "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" Most of the hands go up. "And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?" About half the hands stay up. "Okay, now how many of you have had physical contact with a ghost?" Three hands stay up; there's a slight murmur in the crowd. "Gosh, that's pretty good. Ok, have any of you ever, uh..., been intimate with a ghost?" One hand stays up. The speaker blinks. "Gosh, Sir, are you telling us that you've actually had sexual contact with a ghost?" The fellow suddenly blushes and says: "Oh, I'm sorry, ... I thought you said goat!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 10 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick so She proceeded to find herself a rich 73 -year-old man, planning to love him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference . The first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed. When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover a twelve-inch erection, and was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of nose plugs. Fearing her plan had gone desperately amiss, she asked, "What are those for? " The elderly gentleman replied: "There are two things I can't stand: the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 304 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.