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Q: What do you call a homosexual dinosaur?

A: Mega-sor-ass


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A man and a woman got into argument about who enjoyed
sex more.
Man: "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women.
Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"
Woman: "That doesn't prove anything, the woman countered.
Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your
finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out,
which feels better: your ear or your finger?"



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Q: What is the difference between a prostitute and a
bowling ball ?

A: Nothing, they both get picked up, fingered and
thrown in the back of an alley.


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Q: What's the speed limit of sex?

A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.


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