A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?" The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 252 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm. George W. approached the man and inquired, "Aren't you Moses?" The man ignored George W. and stared at the ceiling. George W. positioned himself more directly in the man's view and asked again, "Aren't you Moses?" The man continued to peruse the ceiling. George W. tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once again, "Aren't you Moses?" The man finally responded in an irritated voice, "Yes I am". George W. asked him why he was so uppity and the man replied, "The last time a bush spoke to me I ended up spending forty years in the wilderness". Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 205 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. God calls Boris Yeltsin, George W Bush and Bill Gates into his office and says, "The world will end in 30 days. Go back and tell your people." So, Boris Yeltsin goes to the Russian people and says, "I have bad news and I have worse news. The bad news is that we were wrong, there is a God. The worse news is that the world will end in 30 days." George Bush goes on TV and tells the American people, "I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that the basic family values upon which we have based our lives on are right - there is a God. The bad news is that the world will end in 30 days." Bill Gates goes to his executive committee and says, "I have great news and I have fabulous news. The great news is that God thinks I'm important. The fabulous news is that we don't have to ship Windows 95!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 77 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What does a coke machine and Monica Lewinski have in common? A: They both say "Insert Bill here." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 256 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.