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Q: What's the difference between
President Clinton and the Titanic?
A: Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.


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Two of Bill's sperm were racing toward the
cervix and the first one said: "How far do
you think it is to the fallopian tubes?"
The other one said "It can't be too far.
I think we just passed the tonsils."


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Q: What do Osama bin Laden
and crabs have in common?
A: They both irritate Bush.


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A little boy goes to his dad
and asks, "what is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me
try to explain it this way:
I'm the breadwinner of the
family, so let's call me capitalism.
Your Mom, she's the administrator
of the money, so we'll call
her the government. We're here
to take care of your needs,
so we'll call you the people.
The nanny, we'll consider her
the working class. And your
baby brother, we'll call him
the future. Now think about
that and see if that makes sense."
So the little boy goes off
to bed thinking about what
dad had said.
Later that night, he hears
his baby brother crying, so
he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has
severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his
parents' room and finds his
mother sound asleep. Not
wanting to wake her, he goes
to the nanny's room. Finding
the door locked, he peeks in
the keyhole and sees his
father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back
to bed. The next morning the
little boy says to his father,
"Dad, i think i understand the
concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good son,
tell me in your own words
what you think politics is
all about."
The little boy replies, "well,
while capitalism is screwing
the working class, the
government is sound asleep.
The people are being ignored
and the future is in deep shit."


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