Q: What's the difference between President Clinton and the Titanic? A: Only 1500 went down on the Titanic. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 171 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Two of Bill's sperm were racing toward the cervix and the first one said: "How far do you think it is to the fallopian tubes?" The other one said "It can't be too far. I think we just passed the tonsils." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 71 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common? A: They both irritate Bush. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 146 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "what is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now think about that and see if that makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning the little boy says to his father, "Dad, i think i understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 162 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.