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Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices
a little boy on the corner with a box.
Curious, he runs over to the child and says,
"What's in the box, kid?" The little boy says,
"Kittens, they're brand new kittens." Al Gore
laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"
"Democrats," the child says. "Oh, that's cute,"
Al Gore says and he runs off. A couple of days
later, Al Gore is running with his buddy Bill
Clinton and he spies the same boy with his box
just ahead. Al says to Bill, "You gotta check
this out," and they both jog over to the boy
with the box. Al says, "Look in the box Bill,
isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens.
Hey, kid, tell my friend Bill what kind of kittens
they are." The boy replies, "They're Republicans."
"Whoa!" Al says, "I came by here the other day
and you said they were Democrats. What's up?"
"Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are open now."


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The Clintons and the Gores were having
dinner one evening and the topic of
conversation got around to sex and
partners. They all agreed they would
swap partners for the night. About 2:00
o'clock the next morning, Bill got up
on one elbow in bed and said " Al, what
do you suppose the women are doing right now?"




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Two of Clinton's sperm are swimming
around in Monica, when one of the
sperm looks at the other and says,
"Hey I think we are coming close to
the ovaries"... the other looks at
the other sperm and says," Hey relax
we just passed the tonsils."


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Bill Clinton and his driver were
going to Air Force One and were
passing a farm. A pig jumped out
in the road suddenly. The driver
tried to get out of the way, but
he hit him. He went in the farm
to explain what had happened.
He came out with a beer, a cigar,
and a tons of money. Bill saw
this and said, "My God, what did
you tell them?" The driver replied,
"I told them that I'm Bill Clintons'
driver and I just killed the pig.


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