A blonde, a brunette and a redhead made a deal with a fairy. The fairy said they could each have a wish if they jumped off a bridge. The brunette was first. She jumped off the bridge said, "Ii wanna be an eagle!" And she was an eagle and she soared off. Next came the readhead and she said, "I wanna be an airplane." So she was an airplane and flew off. Then the blonde stepped up. She jumped off the bridge said, "Oh crap!!" Turned into crap and sank to the bottom of the river never to be seen again. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 26 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. How did the blonde die ice fishing? She got ran over by the zamboni!! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 93 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are sitting in a bar. The brunette says "I was looking through my daughters' purse the other day and I found a pack of cigarettes. I didn't even know she smoked!" The redhead says, "I was looking through MY daughters' purse the other day and found a joint. I didn't even know she did drugs!" The blonde pipes up and says, "I was looking thru my daughters' purse the other day and I found condoms. I didn't even know she had a dick!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 199 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. How do you fit 4 blondes on a chair. Turn it upside down. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 10 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.