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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead made a deal with a fairy. The
fairy said they could each have a wish if they jumped off a
bridge. The brunette was first. She jumped off the bridge
said, "Ii wanna be an eagle!" And she was an eagle and she
soared off. Next came the readhead and she said, "I wanna be an
airplane." So she was an airplane and flew off. Then the blonde
stepped up. She jumped off the bridge said, "Oh crap!!" Turned
into crap and sank to the bottom of the river never to be seen
again.



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How did the blonde die ice fishing?

She got ran over by the zamboni!!



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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are sitting in a bar. The
brunette says "I was looking through my daughters' purse the
other day and I found a pack of cigarettes. I didn't even know
she smoked!"

The redhead says, "I was looking through MY daughters' purse
the other day and found a joint. I didn't even know she did
drugs!"

The blonde pipes up and says, "I was looking thru my daughters'
purse the other day and I found condoms. I didn't even know she
had a dick!"



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How do you fit 4 blondes on a chair.

Turn it upside down.



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