The Blondes at the university were tired of not fitting in. They
were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid
bimbos. They wanted somewhere where they felt they
belonged.
So they pressured the administration to set up a new
Department especially for them. The university agreed, and
set up the Blonde Education Department.
The Blondes were ecstatic to have a department of their own
where they could gather without being ridiculed. They felt they
really belonged now.
They wanted other students to see that they weren't just
stupid bimbos -- after all, they now had their own department
at the university.
So they now all proudly wear the official sweatshirt of the
Blonde Education Department which sports the saying: "I
Belong in B.E.D."
