There were 2 blonde men and a woman hanging from a plane that is going to crash. One of them has to let go to lighten the plane so it wouldn't crash. The woman says: "I'm going to let go because I want to be a good citizen." The men clap. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 87 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There is a blonde, a brunett, and a redhead they got arrested and charged with the death sentence. The guard bring in the brunett and askes her if she has any last requests and she says "no". So the guard says "Ready....Aim...." then the brunett says "tornado" and gets away. The guard then brings in the red-head and asks her if she has any last requests she says "no". Then the guard says "Ready....Aim...." then the red-head chimes in "flood" and gets away. Then the guard brings in the blonde and asks her if she has any last requests and she replies "no". So the guard says "Ready....Aim...." and the blonde Yells "FIRE". Well needless to say she didn't excape. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 562 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Why did the blonde go outside in the middle of winter and pull her pants down? Because she heard that a snow blower was coming by! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 478 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. 3 blondes walked into a bar Surely one of them must have seen it!!! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 658 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.