Where do Blondes get their bras? They getem' from the fake size department! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 107 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There is a brunette standing at the side of the road singing 88,88,88,88. A blonde comes and says can I sing it. Sure, 88,88,88,88.It would be funnier if you sang in the middle of the road. Ok. So she is singing 88,88 then bam she gets ran over. Then the brunette sings 89,89,89,89. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 6 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Three women walk into a bar. A blonde, redhead, and a burnette. The bartender says there's a magic mirror in the ladies bathroom. He said if you say something that is true you get a prize and if you lie you get stuck in the mirror forever. The redhead walks in first. She said "I think I'm the prettest girl in the bar. $100000 fall from the roof. The burnette walks in and said "I think I'm the smartest girl in the bar." Keys to a hummer pop into her pocket. The blonde went into the bar and said "I think" and was stuck in the mirror forever. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 1 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Once there was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. They all decided to see who was the bravest so they went to Old Man Hickory's house, knowing that he was crazy. They snuck up to the front door, and rang the door bell. They heard the man coming, calling "Whoever is out there I have a shot gun and I am gonna shoot you dead!" So the three girls raced up the nearest tree to hide from him. Old Man Hickory was searching around his property, then he came to the tree and called- "Is there anyone up there? Im gonna shoot you dead!" So the brunette started to make bird sounds, "Tweet Tweet." The red head got the idea and started to make owl sounds, "Hoo Hoo." The blonde also wanted to be in the fun, and she called out "Moooooo." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 5 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.