There where three blondes all taking a walk down the beach, when one of them trips over something stuck in the sand. She bends over to pick it up and discovers that it is a bottle. So, they start rubbing it to polish it up when out pops a genie.. ah you have freed me at last thank you. And for doing so I will grant you 3 wishes, one a piece. They all think about it for a minute and then one of them pops up, I wish I was 50% smarter, ok your wish is my command....poof he turned her into a brunette, then the second one said I wish I was 20% smarter, ok your wish is my command.....poof he turned her into a red head. The 3rd one says I wish I was 60% dumber, ok your wish is my command..... poof he turned her into a man. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 16 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blonde goes to a fast food restaurant for a cup of coffee. While sipping it, she looks on the side of her cup and finds a peel-off game piece. She pulls off the tab and yells, "I won! I won! I won a motor home! I won a motor home!" A waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible, the biggest prize given away was a mini van!" The blonde replies, "No, I won a motor home! I won a motor home!" Next the manager makes his way over to the table and explains, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor home, because we didn't offer that as a prize!" Again the blonde says, "No, no mistake, I won a motor home! I won a motor home!" With that, she hands the prize ticket to the manager to read for himself. Sure enough, the ticket reads, "WIN A BAGEL!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 9 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. This blond's house was on fire and so she caled the fire department. She said frantically "You gotta help me my house is on fire!" They replied "Okay mam, calm down. Where do you live?" The blonde said "No you don't understand, my house is on fire, my house is on fire!" The operator said "Okay, okay, but we can't do anything until we find out what you address is." "You have to get over here now! My house is burning up into flames! You have to get over here right now! My house is on fire!" The blond said now panicing. The operator said "Okay mam, but how do we get there?" The blond replied, now more calm, "Duh... little red truck!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 17 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There are 3 blondes stranded on an island. It is 1 mile to the nearest civilization. The first blonde swims 1 quarter mile and drowns. The second blonde swims 1 half mile and drowns. The third blonde swims 1 half mile, decides she can't do it and swims 1 half mile back!!!!!!!! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 7 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.