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Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the
captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our four
engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight
will take an hour longer than scheduled."

Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "Our number two
engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two
hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines."

An hour later the captain announced, "Our number three engine
has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours.

A young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and
remarked, "I hope that fourth engine keeps working, or we'll be
up here all day!"



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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are playing in a gameshow.
The quizmaster asks the redhead, "How many d's are there in
Indiana Jones?" She replies "One." Then he asks the brunette
and she says "One." Then he asks the blonde and she starts to
count on her fingers. "Um, 2,4,6, wait, can I get a
calculator?" They bring her one and after minutes of
calculating, she replies confidently, "32!" "32?! How did you
get that?" the quizmaster asks. The blonde replies "Da da da
da, da da da......" (the theme song)



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Blonde and her brunette friend are walking down the street and
pass a flower shop, where the brunette happens to see her
boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my
boyfriend is buying me flowers again...for no reason."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big
deal, don't you like getting flowers?"
The brunette says, "Oh, sure...but he always has expectations
after getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending
the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"



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There was a breaststroke race at the English Channel and three women entered- a blonde,
brunette, and a red-head. The race began and after an hour the brunette arrived and was
declared the
winner. A few minutes later the red-head arrived and was declared the second place winner.
After four hours the blonde arrived. When told she had lost, she said, "I don't mean to be
a
poor loser, but I think those other girls were using their arms!"



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