Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our four engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled." Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "Our number two engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain announced, "Our number three engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. A young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "I hope that fourth engine keeps working, or we'll be up here all day!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 5 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are playing in a gameshow. The quizmaster asks the redhead, "How many d's are there in Indiana Jones?" She replies "One." Then he asks the brunette and she says "One." Then he asks the blonde and she starts to count on her fingers. "Um, 2,4,6, wait, can I get a calculator?" They bring her one and after minutes of calculating, she replies confidently, "32!" "32?! How did you get that?" the quizmaster asks. The blonde replies "Da da da da, da da da......" (the theme song) Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 136 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Blonde and her brunette friend are walking down the street and pass a flower shop, where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again...for no reason." The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?" The brunette says, "Oh, sure...but he always has expectations after getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air." The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 9 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There was a breaststroke race at the English Channel and three women entered- a blonde, brunette, and a red-head. The race began and after an hour the brunette arrived and was declared the winner. A few minutes later the red-head arrived and was declared the second place winner. After four hours the blonde arrived. When told she had lost, she said, "I don't mean to be a poor loser, but I think those other girls were using their arms!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 9 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.