A blonde was listening to the radio when she heard the news
that a massive flood is heading her direction. She immediately
packs her valuables (jewelries, clothes, food, etc.) Then she
heads down to the basement.
The blonde walked up to the front desk of the library and
said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring
I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were
far too many characters!"
The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our
phone book."