How do you teach a blonde math? subtract the clothes divide her legs and square root her Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 114 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Why are blondes such bad sheep herders? Because they can't keep two calves together. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 114 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There were three girls at a hair salon a blonde, brunette and a red head. The red head said "I'm pregnant and I am going to have a girl because I was on top." The brunette said "I'm pregnant too and I'm going to have a boy because I was on bottom." They looked at the blonde and said "are you going to have a baby " she replied "yes" they asked "what are you going to have, boy or girl" she replied once again "neither I am going to have a dog..... cause I did it doggie style" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 5 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? Mosquitoes stop sucking when you smack it. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 116 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.