Q. Why does the bride always wear white? A. Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and the refrigerator. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 87 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Why are blondes burried in a 't' shaped coffin? Cause every time you lay them on their back their legs open. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 231 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blonde is driving along a free way when she cuts in front of a truck driver. Getting really annoyed, the truck driver pulls her over, draws a circle, and says, "Stand here. Don't take one step outside of this circle." The trucker goes to the blonde's car and smashes all the windows, when the blonde starts laughing. "If you think thats funny wait till you see this!" and he slashes all the tires. The blonde is still laughing. "This won't be funny!" the truck driver said as he sets her car on fire. Still, the blonde is laughing hysterically. He says. "What's so funny? I just totaled your car!" The blonde happily exclaims, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle 5 times." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 164 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. How do you break a blondes nose? You put a dildo under a glass table. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 94 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.