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So a blonde is walking down the street and she stops to ask a
man the time, he says "O, it's uhh...4:45." The blonde
responds, "Man, I've been asking that question all day and I get
a different answer every time!



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A pretty young blonde was attempting to do a jigsaw puzzle and
she was becoming very frustrated because she wasn't making any
progress on it.

She called her boyfriend Tim, and started to cry as she told him
about the puzzle.

"The pieces are all the same color brown and none of them fit
together", she said. Her boyfriend asked her to describe the box
the puzzle came in.

She told him it was a yellow box with a rooster on it.

Her boyfriend told her to stop her crying and put the corn
flakes back into the box.




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There is a blonde and she walks into an electronic store and is
looking at a tv and says to the worker "I want to but that tv
over there." However the man say's "I'm sorry we don't sell to
blondes.
So the blonde walks out and dyes her hair brown. The next day
she goes back to the store and says "I would like to buy that
tv" but the man says "I'm sorry we don't sell to blondes." So
the blonde goes home and changes her clothes and shaves her
head. Then goes back to the store. She says "I would like to buy
that tv" but once again the man says "sorry we don't sell to
blondes" the blonde screams at him "how in the hell do you know
I'm a blonde?"
"Because ma'am that is not a tv, it's a microwave.



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What do blondes and vaccuum cleaners have in common?

They both suck they both blow and the both get laid in the
closet.



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