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A blonde is sitting on a park bench and she is crying a man
walks up to her and asked whats wrong. She said terrible news,
he said what. My mother died but that's not the worst news. He
ask what is the worst news and she said I call my sister and she
said her mother died to.



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There was a mailman who decided to retire. It was his last day
and when he went up to the 1st house they gave him a box of
chocolates. At the 2nd house they gave him a nice big gift
basket. When he went to the 3rd house a hot looking blonde
answered the door in nothing but some see-through pjs. She took
him upstairs and gave him the best sex of his life. They went
downstairs and she made him so eggs, and then she handed him a
dollar. He asked what that was for and the blonde replied "Oh it
was my husbands idea, he said fuck the mail man, give him a
dollar, the breakfast was my idea."



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How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

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A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her
right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says,

"Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent
exposure?"

She says, "Why, officer?"

"Because your breast is hanging out."

She looks down and says

"OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"



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