Q: What happened to the blond ice hockey team? A: They all drowned in spring training. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 111 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Three women work in the same office. They notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day, so one day they decide that they'll take off early, too. The brunette does a little gardening, watches a movie and then goes to bed early. The redhead is elated to be able to get in a quick workout at her health club before meeting a dinner date. But as the blond comes home she hears noises coming from her bedroom. She quietly opens the door and is mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS!! Ever so gently, she closes the door and sneakes out of her house. The next day the brunette and redhead talk about leaving early again, but when they ask the blonde if she wants to leave early also, she exclaims, "NO WAY! Yesterday I almost got caught!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 321 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: Why blonde female passenger is an advantage? A: You can park in the handicapped spots. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 279 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: Why two Blondes were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see "Closed for Winter". Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 138 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.