When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life. "Uh, I hadn't really thought about it" admitted the stunned surgeon. "You're the first one ever to ask that after a tonsillectomy." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 22 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought - I can't figure out how to get started." Her friend asks "What's the puzzle of?" "From the picture on the box, I'd guess it's a tiger," replied the blonde. The friend obliges, and when he arrives the blonde greets him at the front door and then shows him the puzzle spread out all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box. Then, he turns to her and says, "I'm afraid that no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of the tiger on the box." "Why not?" asks the disappointed blonde. "Because, you didn't buy a jigsaw puzzle... what you have here is a box of Frosted Flakes." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 32 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A police officer arrives at an accident scene where apparently three blondes have leaped to their death from a very tall building. Suddenly, the officer notices that one is still breathing so he approaches her and asks, "Why did you three beautiful girls leap out of that building?" The blonde answers in a very weak voice, "We wanted to try out our new maxi-pads, with wings..." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 27 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? A. Not everyone's been in a 747! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 117 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.