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When the surgeon came to see his
blonde patient on the day after
her operation, she asked him somewhat
hesitantly just how long it would
be before she could resume her sex life.
"Uh, I hadn't really thought about it"
admitted the stunned surgeon.
"You're the first one ever to ask
that after a tonsillectomy."




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One morning this blonde calls her
friend and says, "Would you mind
coming over and helping me out with
this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought
- I can't figure out how to get started."
Her friend asks "What's the puzzle of?"
"From the picture on the box, I'd
guess it's a tiger," replied the blonde.
The friend obliges, and when he
arrives the blonde greets him at
the front door and then shows him
the puzzle spread out all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment,
then studies the box.
Then, he turns to her and says,
"I'm afraid that no matter what I do,
I'm not going to be able to show you
how to assemble these to look like
the picture of the tiger on the box."
"Why not?" asks the disappointed blonde.
"Because, you didn't buy a jigsaw puzzle...
what you have here is a box of Frosted Flakes."



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A police officer arrives at an accident
scene where apparently three blondes
have leaped to their death from a very
tall building.
Suddenly, the officer notices that one
is still breathing so he approaches her
and asks, "Why did you three beautiful
girls leap out of that building?"
The blonde answers in a very weak voice,
"We wanted to try out our new maxi-pads,
with wings..."



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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A. Not everyone's been in a 747!



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