SHE WAS SO BLONDE THAT.... She told someone to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", she put Sagittarius. If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her months to figure out she could use it at night. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!" Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to retrain. Why can't blondes be pharmacists? Because they can't fit the bottle in the typewriter. What's the definition of eternity? 4 blondes at a 4-way stop What do you call a basement full of blondes? A whine cellar Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? "This goes in front" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 20 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said. "What do you mean?" he asked. "Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 11 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. When I was working in the Piggly Wiggly all those years ago, I noticed the sexy little blonde who dashed into the store to pick up a few items. She marched right to my "Express Lane". I was on the phone doing a price check. In a huff, blondie said, "Excuse me, I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out?" Without missing a beat, I looked her up and down, and said, "Hmmm. Not bad." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 8 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Three women were in a court. One was a brunnette, one was a red-head, and the last woman was a blonde. They were standing in front of the judge. All three women were being accused of a crime. A man came up to the brunnette and pointed his gun at her. He said, " Do you have any last requests?" The brunnette said, "Yes I do....TORNADO!" Then, everyone ducked and she ran out. After that, the man pointed his gun at the red-head. He asked her, " Do you have any last requests?" And the red-head said "Yes I do....TWISTER!" Then, everyone ducked and the red- head ran out. Finally, the man pointed the gun at the blonde. She thought to herself, "Hey- I can do this!" The man asked her, "Do you have any last requests?" The blonde replied, "Yes I do....FIRE!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 6 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.