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a woman runs in th the police station :"I was raped by a polish man"
How do you know he was polish asks the policeman ?
I had to tell him how....


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Two Jewish mothers meet and talk in the park.
one asks the other :How are things with you?
The other one answers : "it was bad , very bad but now it is better"
What was so bad ?
I found out my son was gay.
and how did it improve to be better?
He went out on a date with a doctor...


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A polish woman tell her husband: jo , we must put up curtains in our bedroom window.
why her husband asks ?
Yesterday i got undreased and the man next door saw my tits.
He saw your tits? do not worry , he will put on curtains in no time...


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Two Americans and an Irish man were standing on a very tall building.
One American said to the Irish man
I can drink this beer and fly around in a circle
and land back on this building
The Irish man told the American to do what he had just told him.
The American did as he was told , he finished the beer,
Then he flew in a circle and landed back on the building
The Irish man was so amazed that he asked the
American : If I drink this beer will I be able do what you just did?
Yes said the American.
The Irish man had the beer and jumped to his death.
The other guy said : superman , you can really be a bastard.



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