A Pakistani making an omlet, puts the pan onto the gas
flame, puts butter in it, pepper, chillies, onions
coriander leaves and heats them all for some time.
Later when everything is ready he breaks the eggs.
To his surprise, the eggs were empty inside. There was no Egg yolk.
So the Pakistani makes a complaint in anguish, "Bloody, even the hens
use condoms these days !! "
Santa:Is the train on time?
Santa:It used to be on rails ???
Santa and Banta after thinking on a solution for 20 days
looking for the one solution that will make them famous
Banta:if we change it like this We will be able to land on the sun.
Santa:its not possible we will vanished by the heat.
Banta :don't worry we will land at night