Q: What do you call a pakki in a frezzer? A: TOUGH SHIT Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 122 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A Pakistani making an omlet, puts the pan onto the gas flame, puts butter in it, pepper, chillies, onions coriander leaves and heats them all for some time. Later when everything is ready he breaks the eggs. To his surprise, the eggs were empty inside. There was no Egg yolk. So the Pakistani makes a complaint in anguish, "Bloody, even the hens use condoms these days !! " Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 144 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Santa:Is the train on time? Banta:Yes Santa:It used to be on rails ??? Santa and Banta after thinking on a solution for 20 days looking for the one solution that will make them famous Banta:if we change it like this We will be able to land on the sun. Santa:its not possible we will vanished by the heat. Banta :don't worry we will land at night Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 92 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: How many Irishman does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 217 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.