These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker. A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?" The Saudi says, "Excuse me, what's a shortage?" The Russian says, "Excuse me, what's meat?" The North Korean says, "Excuse me, what's an opinion?" The New Yorker, says, "Excuse me? What's excuse me? Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 50 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: how do you blow up a hindu? A: press the rad button. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 312 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There was an english man, irish man, and an indian man. All three of them had a dog and they were in the park and another man said to them: "I bet non of your dogs can run around this tree without stopping to go shit or piss". The english man siad: "My dog can", and he run around four times and stoped to piss. The irish man's dog did it too, his dog run around seven times and stoped to shit. Then the indian mans dog run around and around without stoping at all. So the other men asked: "How did your dog do that?" He said: That me not mad me not silly me tie not in doggys willy". Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 110 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: Why do Canadians do it doggie-style? A: So they don't miss the hockey game. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 209 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.