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These four guys were walking down the street,
a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.
A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me,
what is your opinion about the meat shortage?"
The Saudi says, "Excuse me, what's a shortage?"
The Russian says, "Excuse me, what's meat?"
The North Korean says, "Excuse me, what's an opinion?"
The New Yorker, says, "Excuse me? What's excuse me?


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Q: how do you blow up a hindu?
A: press the rad button.


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There was an english man, irish man, and an indian man.
All three of them had a dog and they were in the park
and another man said to them: "I bet non of your dogs
can run around this tree without stopping to go shit
or piss".
The english man siad: "My dog can", and he run around
four times and stoped to piss.
The irish man's dog did it too, his dog run around
seven times and stoped to shit.
Then the indian mans dog run around and around without
stoping at all. So the other men asked: "How did your
dog do that?"
He said: That me not mad me not silly me tie not in
doggys willy".


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Q: Why do Canadians do it doggie-style?
A: So they don't miss the hockey game.


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